Saturday, February 7

BK Facebook app - Free Whopper to Dump a Friend!



Limited to one whopper per person, no matter how many people you de-friend.

What would you do for a free WHOPPER®? Would you insult an elected official? Would you do a naked handstand? Would you go so far as to turn your back on friendship? Install WHOPPER® Sacrifice on your Facebook profile and we’ll reward you with a free flame-broiled WHOPPER® Sandwich when you sacrifice 10 of your friends*.

From here

Thursday, December 18

Whopper Virgins



OK, this isn't the Whopper Virgins picture.

Here's the full "documentary"



Stacy Peralta, legendary skateboarder, directed this series, but I'm going to chalk up the crappy marketing effort to whoever is handling this account now.

A better version here
Creepy King continues to skeeve me out.

Wednesday, November 12

Quarter Pounder Restaurants



Stand alone "Quarter Pounder" Restaurants are popping up in Japan--probably to promote the QP, a distinctly American burger, that does not regularly appear on Japanese McDonald's menus!

Used to love DQP w cheese. Now it's Big Macs every time!

But wait! it's a big secret! Shhhh!
http://www.quarter-pounder.net/campaign/index.html


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Friday, October 24

Wednesday, October 8

Uncrustables are Worse than Not Eating






Sorry, Smuckers. These bastard sandwiches are for lazy people. Not just people who are too busy but for those with money to waste and no sense of economy or taste!

It's a frickin peanut butter sandwich--premade. They serve these in county jail, according to a former co-worker who was on work furlough. Even the inmates didn't like them very much!

Thaw peanut butter? It just sounds wrong

The "bread" is supposed to be soft enough where kids don't think there is a crust--hence Uncrustables. Arguably, crusts aren't the best part of a sandwich, but really, this whole thing is crust. The bread was almost rubbery. More like Unedibles.

But how lazy do you have to be to not have time to make a f-ing peanut butter sandwich? Get out bread 4.6 seconds, dip knife into peanut butter jar, 2.1 seconds, spread peanut butter. PB could be slightly cool so doesn't spread easily immediately, so being generous, 10 seconds to spread. Jelly optional and easier to spread, say 8 seconds. Put other half of bread on top 1 second. Less than 30 seconds for sure. If you have to make 2 sandwiches, then it's only a few more seconds to spread more PB.

Lets just say that my kids who will eat Peanut Butter sandwiches just about anytime won't even eat these horrible things. The "grilled cheese" style is also awful and the toaster pocket works for crap.


Don't even have to mention how environmentally wasteful these are either with two layers of packaging. It's just a product for lazy people who don't care what food tastes like. I feel sorry for not only the kids who have to eat these but for the lazy morons who think they are saving any time at all by buying Uncrustables.

Bring Back Super Size!

Tuesday, August 5

Coke-lore!

Like folklore, only with Coke!



From the Coke web site

Coca-Cola® and Santa Claus

Most people can agree on what Santa Claus looks like -- jolly, with a red suit and a white beard. But he did not always look that way, and Coca-Cola® advertising actually helped shape this modern-day image of Santa.

2006 marked the 75th anniversary of the famous Coca-Cola Santa Claus. Starting in 1931, magazine ads for Coca-Cola featured St. Nick as a kind, jolly man in a red suit. Because magazines were so widely viewed, and because this image of Santa appeared for more than three decades, the image of Santa most people have today is largely based on Coke's advertising.



It's a common misconception that Santa wears a red coat because red is the color of Coca-Cola. In fact, Santa appeared in a red coat before artist Haddon Sundblom painted him for Coca-Cola advertising.

People loved the Coca-Cola Santa images and paid such close attention to them, that when anything changed, they sent letters to The Coca-Cola Company. One year, Santa's large belt was backwards (perhaps because artist Haddon Sundblom used himself as a model and painted by looking in a mirror). Another year, Santa Claus appeared without a wedding ring, causing fans to write asking what happened to Mrs. Claus.

Artist Haddon Sundblom used himself as a model for the Coca-Cola Santa.In the beginning, artist Haddon Sundblom painted the image of Santa using a live model -- his friend, Lou Prentiss, a retired salesman. When Prentiss passed away, Sundblom used himself as a model, painting while looking into a mirror. After the 1930s, he used photographs to create the image of St. Nick.



The children who appear with Santa Claus in Haddon Sundlbom’s paintings were based on Sundblom's neighbors. However, the neighbors were both girls, and Sundblom simply changed one to a boy in his paintings!

Monday, August 4

Dollar Menu - Will the Double Cheeseburger Cost more than a buck?


Personally, I have eaten a mountain of these burgers. Not so healthy you say? I'm not eating them to improve my health--I'm just in the cross hairs for the double cheeseburger demographic--poor & hungry! $5 gets you 3 double cheeseburgers & a large drink. Easily 2x the food of most fast food combos for about a buck less. you do the math.



As recently as April 2006, the New York Times was crowing about how the Dollar Menu helped steer McDonald's out of a long slide downward, especially after the release of this hack's pseudo-documentary 'Supersize Me'.

"The enormous success of the Dollar Menu, where all items cost $1, has helped stimulate 36 consecutive months of sales growth at stores open at least a year. In three years, revenue has increased by 33 percent and its shares have rocketed 170 percent, a remarkable turnaround for a company that only four years ago seemed to be going nowhere."


So... now the Golden Arches are trying to find cost cutting methods. Like only using one slice of cheese or replacing it with double hamburgers (no cheese).

Would you rather pay $1 for a Double burger with cheese or wd you cough up another 29¢ ? Some McDonalds dont even participate in teh Dollar Menu, and some regional restaurants are already making the burgers $1.09, $1.19 or $1.29...

Monday, July 28

Reese's Dark Knight



Not bad candy, but low chocolate-to-peanut butter ratio. More dark chocolate would have made this really really good, but it was kinda dry as well.

The shape was so-so--the package had squared corners and the actual bar was rounded. Not sure i woulda recognized the bat symbol if the package wasn't right there!

Monday, June 9

Double Half Low Carb McChicken

Step 1
Get a mcchicken sandwich




Step 2 Ditch that dry extra bun





















Step 3 Tear the new open-faced sandwich in half



Step 4 Double stack it.




Step 5 Profit!