Wednesday, March 31

Friday, October 16

Chick-sat-A (Fancy Chick-fil-A)

Chick-sat-A
(Fancy Chick-fil-A) by Erik of Fancy Fast Food, with support from Cheryl T.

Chick-sat-A (Fancy Chick-fil-A) by Erik of Fancy Fast Food, with support from Cheryl T. Ingredients:  1 order of four Chick-n-Strips 1 order of Waffle Potato Fries 1 Carrot & Raisin Salad 1 Walnut Fudge Brownie 1 soft drink of your choice packets of various Chick-fil-A dipping sauces an organic banana leaf (for presentation and a touch of irony)  Here’s a little treat that fuses Southeast Asia with a Southeast American-based fast food chain.  First, debread all the Chick-n-Strips to expose the pieces of real chicken breast inside.  Rinse the pieces in a colander, and then cut them down into eight smaller pieces.To get the grill marks, you may fire up an actual hibachi or George Foreman grill, but you can also just fake the grill marks — just like many fast food chains do anyway.  Take each morsel of chicken and carve two grooves in each of the sides; these will help define the grill marks when you take a kitchen torch and burn in the dark lines.  Afterwards, let the chicken cool down before skewing them with bamboo skewers.Next, the sauce.  Satay is typically served with a peanut sauce, but with the lack of peanuts at Chick-fil-A, we are going to improvise and use walnuts from the Walnut Fudge Brownie.  Pick all of them off, and then finely chop them.  Blend various dipping sauces into a mixing cup (the darker the better) and then mix in the chopped walnuts.  Pour the resulting satay sauce in a small fancy bowl.      Finally, the assembly: cut the banana leaf down to the size and shape of a fancy platter, and then place it down.  On top, place the satay sauce and the chicken skewers.  Garnish with a Waffle Potato Fry and some Carrot & Raisin Salad, and serve with your beverage in a nice glass.  And there you have it!  Southeast Asia meets Southeast America in this chicken dish that will sure make you — and the cows — happy.  If you are viewing this recipe in an aggregator (like tumblr’s Dashboard), or as a reblogged post, please check out the real website at FancyFastFood.com.

Fancy Fast Food shows "extreme makeovers of actual fast food items purchased at popular fast food restaurants. No additional ingredients have been added except for an occasional simple garnish."

Tuesday, June 2

Jack Black Likes Carl's Jr



Clip from a web show "Cooking with Rockstars" from back in 2003, where Jack Black mentions he loves the Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger!


This is an edit--the full video can be seen here.
Jabels also waxes poetic earlier in the interview about chicken nuggets and combining every dipping sauce they have on ONE nugget, as well as giving his recipe for the Dorito Burrito



Jack Black's Dorito Burrito
Place cheddar cheese on tortilla
Layer with Nacho Cheese Doritos
melt cheese in microwave
Fold
Eat.

Wednesday, March 18

McDonald’s lettuce growing billboard


Green lettuce was planted on a specially designed billboard to form the words “fresh salads.” The ad first appeared in Chicago 2007 as part of a McDonlads promotion for their fresh salads.

Most reports say the salad sign held up well since bird and other potential pests didn't have a place to perch to bother
most of the plants.

Salads at McDonalds are always weird, weirder if they have chicken in them. Newmans Own dressings still getting top billing for the salads, too. Wondering if this salad craze will last through the value meal wars.

Thursday, March 12

Those Naughty Carl's Jr marketing guys


Check out this text from an online coupon from Carl's Jr promoting the newest Green Burrito item, the Crispy Burrito. (Otherwise known as a chimichanga)

Oooh look, they swear!

"...a
&^%$-load of seasoned ground beef,"


Feeling a little crabby?
Having one of those days where everything makes you want to say $#%&? Maybe it's because you're getting hungry in between meals, which can make guys a little &^%$%* crabby. If this sounds like you, head over to Carl's Jr.® and try the new Green Burrito® Crisp Burritos as the perfect in k. Sound like a good deal? You bet your @$$!


Coupon Link

Wednesday, March 11

Belly Up to The Whopper Bar




















Cool new flagship store idea from BK.

The creepy 'King plans to open several more coming year, although most will be in destination places like City Walk in Orlando, Florida, Munich, Singapore, and Los Angeles.

Company says it would be a good concept for cruise ships, casinos or stadiums.

Better idea than Whopper Virgins...


Thanks dangerboy!

Wednesday, February 18

My Taco Bell Never Delivers



Taco Bell delivered 'Grandpa' his hard shell taco supreme to him and his friends at his new home at Sunrise Senior Living in Minnetonka, MN.

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=519686&catid=14